dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

rickymartinofficial:

is there anything more shameful than pooping after a shower

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"I only wrote this show so I could make out with handsome actors."

-Mindy Kaling on The Mindy Project (via smeagol-meagle)

Hero status.

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est2080:

bynce:

Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion

Beyoncè was like let me get this bitch together………lol

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human:

i hate when that bitch you know who doesn’t do their work or pay attention in class, asks stupid questions to make it seem like they’re actively participating and the teacher falls for it. 

(Source: human)

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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d0gbl0g:

he went

d0gbl0g:

he went

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alonglineofbread:

Commission for branchan

bigger - print

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

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comfortableandkind:

kickitoldskool:

from the guy who brought you “Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf,” please enjoy a new song entitled “Christian Bale is at Your Party”

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OH MY GOD NO STOP EVERYTHIGN STOP AND LISTEN THIS IS IMPORTANT S T O P THE W O R L D

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