i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts
i start thinking about dick like
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
Hilary duff what have you become
I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness
This is perfect.
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken
during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”
The tweet that saved the entire female population