encourage: Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
parscilla: fat shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) skinny shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) dont shame anybody for the way their body looks (❂‿❂)
dearheart42: kyleehenke: do u ever get so torn between being productive or doing something fun that they cancel each other out and you wind up just sitting on your ass did you mean the story of my entire life
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
nippled: you know those songs that you just want to breathe in like you wanna inhale the essence of the song into your soul and just feel that song
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
donnanoble-the-sasstronaut: mrloopysquirrel: wHy hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
jennifer lawrence: food
tumblr: OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!
maybelledrop: if we don’t have eleven/rose interaction I swear to god moffat
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
cnnbreaking: this whole website is white people making fun of white people.
h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
deluminator: if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh
beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
mishaoverlord: ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are...
radsturbate: *reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that