if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore