Are you lost?

sexydanhowell:

meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

What?

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

gaywrites: Yeah they did. (via The Advocate)

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:35:01 -0500

gaywrites:

Yeah they did. (via The Advocate)

I wonder how i look like to a random passerby when I am going through my dash and I crack up or sob...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:34:24 -0500

I wonder how i look like to a random passerby when I am going through my dash and I crack up or sob or do both at the same time

tonystaarks: #HOW DOES STEVE CARELL NOT HAVE AN EMMY JUST FOR...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:32:59 -0500

tonystaarks:

#HOW DOES STEVE CARELL NOT HAVE AN EMMY JUST FOR THIS LINE

amoying: im not your average girl, im your mean, median, mode girl. I see what you are trying to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:32:23 -0500

amoying:

im not your average girl, im your mean, median, mode girl.

I see what you are trying to do here, amoying, but aren’t mean and average the same thing?

cyberdepressed: if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:27:40 -0500

cyberdepressed:

if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper

letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:26:10 -0500

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

Audio

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:25:22 -0500

jumbaco: if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:24:56 -0500

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

zfitzgerald: I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:24:40 -0500

zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:24:05 -0500

twilektimelord: I’m the only one in my house happy about this, but the bsa had voted and the boy...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:43 -0500

twilektimelord:

I’m the only one in my house happy about this, but the bsa had voted and the boy scouts of America will now accept openly gay youth!!!! That’s a huge step in the right direction for some very old-minded leaders of the organization and I’m so proud that they changed the policy!

Remember that you were loved by me and you made my life a happy...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:11:56 -0500

Remember that you were loved by me and you made my life a happy one. And there's no tragedy in that.

meladoodle: grizzlygrandma: meladoodle: zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:10:26 -0500

meladoodle:

grizzlygrandma:

meladoodle:

zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”

So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao

you should probably get that checked out